This is what happens when skype meets bad internet, and when those two friends meet efforts toward calming people or putting them to sleep. We present...The Blind Non-friendly Skype Relaxation Service!
Note: While skype is a program owned by Microsoft, the service mentioned here is created as a fictional work.
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Hello, and thank you for choosing to use the blind non-friendly skype relaxation service. Our mission here at BNSRS is to provide the worst experience to blind users possible. With our poorly taught guides, badly written scripts, and horrible microphones, your non-refundable experience with us will be one of the worst ones you've ever had. Just pay an extra 99 dollars and 99 scents, and you will also get music that is more fitting for a horor film than for relaxation. We hope you will scream your head off during the skype session, and that you despise your time with us. Our latent audio, combined with Skype's habit of breaking it up, will make for some bad sounds which will add to your experience. And, if you call within the next three days, you will get a free induction fail, complete with visual cues that won't help you at all. But wait! If you call now, you'll get all this plus skype's habit of dropping calls and chopping words up, all for free! In addition, if you pay an extra ten dollars, you'll get a top quality horrible guide who sounds more like a reporter than a guide, and who wants to annoy the irritation right out of you! And if that's not enough, check out our app on the app store for apple, and google play for Android! The blind non-friendly skype relaxation service. We promise you will regret it!