This is what happens when a 14 year old who is blind tries to interact with guided meditations that involve visual language and are based on completely visual ideas, such as focusing on a candle in your mind's eye. This was the whole system's first time making something funny out of a situation that we never thought could be fixed. All the websites are purely fictional, at least as far as we know.
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